And more laughs!

Following on from Sam's hilarious post..thought I'd continue the trend of Udurawana stories ;o)

Udurawana goes to the doctor. The doctor asks "what will happen if one of your ears was cut off?"

"I'll stop hearing from one ear sir," Udurawana answers. "What if both were cut?" "Then I'll be blind sir." "How is that?" the doctor asks. "because then my glasses will fall off sir."

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A tourist from the US asked Udurawana: "Any great man born in this village?"

Udurawana : "no sir, only small babies"

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Udurawana was doing an experiment with a cockroach. He first cut one of its legs and said "walk, walk" and the cockroach walked. Then he cut a second leg and said the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut the third leg and said the same. Finally he cut its fourth leg and ordered it "walk!" But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Udurawana said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."

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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Udurawana : simple. I will stop my imagination!

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Udurawana was filling up an application form for a job. He filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected: After much thought he wrote: Yes

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Udurawana proposed to a woman. She said "yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots."He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search team found him hunting a huge crocodile. He walked over to the reptile, checked its legs and angrily exclaimed "71st and again bare feet."

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Once Udurawana driving his car with one of his friends there were a big traffic jam because an accident was ahead.His friend asked " Udurawana what's the mishap ?" Udurawana replied " no mishap, just a lorry and bus hap "

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Udurawana rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had purchased a packet of butter a few minutes ago. "Where is my free gift?" he shouted at the shopkeeper. "But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter," the shopkeeper answered politely. "Don't fool me," replied udurawana, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free' but you gave me only butter".

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Udurawana got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.

"Is this one one one one?", asks the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven" Udurawana answers.

"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?" "No, this is eleven eleven." Udurawana answers.

"Well, wrong number, sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night."

"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway," Udurawana answers.

That's all folks!